"Maybe that's the only life he knows, and the only thing he could think of was going back to the same store and doing the same crime again — getting caught and going back where he was taken care of and told what to do and getting meals and shelter and everything else," he said.

» 3/26/14 9:54am 3/26/14 9:54am

You'd think the Powers That Be would send these numpties off for a few drinking/training sessions before they hit the local beer market. Pro-tip [Americans]: the beer is a LOT stronger outside your hallowed borders, and doing a pub crawl in New Orleans where you drink half a shandy-level beer in four bars does NOT a… » 3/26/14 1:39am 3/26/14 1:39am

I know I shouldn't take this completely seriously — I mean, the guy is a dick if he thinks he's being sent to an anal-training or dam-dispensing course — but safety sessions before ANY parade — particularly in the GLBTQI community — are fucking integral. » 3/23/14 3:07am 3/23/14 3:07am

I've been trying to fathom — for some years now — how SNL is still on the air. Isn't America sick of the jokes that just go on waaaaaaaay too long, that only have a single 'punchline' that they then bang like a cheap hooker waaaaaaaay after its use-by date, and feature 'stars' that just ... look stupid? » 3/22/14 12:22pm 3/22/14 12:22pm